Saturday, May 22, 2010
Poop Incident!!!!
Well one day I had my son all to myself while my wife was at work. Well I felt bad because my son had a diaper on all day and looked very miserable. Well being the good father that I am I decided to free him from the diaper. 15 minutes and everything is good, he is crawling having a good time. THEN, he sat down and started peeing. Wow I think I could have beat Usaine Bolt I was running so quick to grab a diaper or something. All I could find is a hand towel. I'm panicking because my wife just bought a new bed set so I'm thinking no biggy it will be dry by time she gets home she will never know. I throw the towel across the room and turn to grab a diaper and wipes. When I turn around my son is laughing giving me that face like ah ha I'm going to get you in trouble. He turns a little sour and the next thing i know he starts to poop. All I am worried about is the bed so what do I do. catch it all in my hand.ewe. Now I know it wasn't easy being a parent but catching poop in your hand was nowhere on the job descriptions. Let it be known once I cleaned my hands and those covers he never hung out commando ever again. My wife never found out either. I think!!!
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Lamar,
ReplyDeleteHaha. I don't know what to say to this. It's pretty funny, but I think it is a good thing you tried saving that new bed set before your wife found out. I have a 14-month old son and I wouldn't imagine doing this, lol. I do let him run around after I change a dirty diaper for maybe 5 minutes anymore than that I am scared he may have an accident! Even though I just changed his poop diaper, but they are so unpredictable at times. Anyway, good luck and hopefully you don't have anymore accidents like that, it was a close call! BTW, I hope your wife doesn't read this, then she will for sure know about it...
Lamar, isn't it great what we as parents do for our children? I have two sons and let me tell you, there are so many things I have done for their safety and been put through that I never imagined my entire life I would have to do. I have been puked on, peed on, bleed on, but I have to say the only time I have to touch poop is when the dog goes in the house, but even then I use gloves. It's great that you went to that extreme just so your wife wouldn't get upset about the new bed spread. Way to go!
ReplyDeleteHey Lamar,
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not just like women forget about labor pain someday, you will forget what it is like to catch poop in your hands.
Meanwhile, enjoy the ride.
Lamar-
ReplyDeleteYour story definitely made me laugh! While I'm not a parent myself yet, I did help raise my 3 younger brothers, especially the 2 younger ones. It is quite crazy the things you will do for those kids. And P.S.- I'm pretty sure your wife knows, they always find out!